High school sophomore and local vagabond Juan has invented a brick that uses the sun as its main energy source, according to his classmates.
"Juan doesn't have a cell phone, he has a brick," said Jonathan, who snickered whilst saying this. He added, "It has some numbers drawn on it with a sharpie, and the screen always has the words 'hey man, brb' written on it."
It is claimed that Juan "recharges" the brick by throwing it out of a window, and subsequently leaving it out in the sun. It has also been stated that the brick has "Sussudio" as its default ringtone. As of yet, this innovation in brick technology has yet to be copyrighted or patented.
The inventor, Juan, declined to comment, aside from grumbling "Shut up, Jonathan."
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