A local newspaper from the area has reported that a rare octo-goat, a gargantuan half-goat half-octopus creature has been sighted wreaking havoc on the city/state of Monaco on Tuesday, 3 November 2009.
The Giant Octo-Goat and its relative the Common Octo-Goat is a mammalian cephalopod native to Monaco, Leichtenstein and other tiny European countries that are truly a waste of time to mention, which only emerges from its volcano-nest once every seven years. The Octo-Goat had not woken from its volcano in three years; leading crytozoologists are concerned as to what may have prematurely stirred the fearsome beast. To find out what may be the cause, I consulted my good friend who happens to also be scientist that lives in Monaco, Dr. Anton van RockitFoetus.
"My colleagues at the Monaco Space Station have hypothesised that the recent surge in earthquakes in tiny European countries that are truly a waste of time to talk about may have disturbed the Giant Octo-Goat's hibernation-esque slumber," Dr. RockitFoetus suggested. "Other than that, we are truly confounded as to what may have cause the behemoth's violent rampage."
He also told me how in Monegasque folklore, those unfortunate enough to get bitten by the Octo-Goat are said to suffer a horrible itching sensation that drives the victim to tear off large amounts of their own skin. This rash of sorts lasts for seven years, giving a gruesome new meaning for the term "seven year itch".
In total in Octo-Goat caused over $300 in damage, destroying all of the national government buildings, which were collectively about the size of a typical post office.
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